The Boudoir Shoot

Ladies, if you have never done a sexy photo shoot before, YOU MUST DO ONE. It will be the sexiest you have ever felt or looked. You will also feel like you are recreating the hilarious photo shoot scene from Austin Powers but we’ll get onto that later… I’ve always wanted to do a boudoir … More The Boudoir Shoot

Of all the weekends for the washing machine to break…

Let’s face it, no one wants their mum to wash their laundry when you’re over 30 and it’s the weekend before ovulation do they? Because amongst the laundry, she’s going to find my sexy lacy black underwear that I’ve been wearing, but she’s also going to find The Pants* We all have The Pants don’t … More Of all the weekends for the washing machine to break…

Telling the negative committee that meets inside my head to sit down and STFU

It could be the sunny warm weather of late, or my approaching holiday to Sicily in 4 weeks, or the end of term being nigh, or the chilled day we’ve enjoyed together today, or the fact AF has fucked off after 5 days, but I’m feeling positive about this upcoming cycle. I didn’t get round … More Telling the negative committee that meets inside my head to sit down and STFU

Why I will never leave the house without BUBP (Back-Up Big Pants) again…

I am a thong girl. Not a cheese grater type G string (unless it’s sexy time 😉) but a standard thong. I’ve been wearing them since I was 17 or 18 so a good 13 years now. Big pants only come out when it’s my time of the month. Dave knows when the big pants … More Why I will never leave the house without BUBP (Back-Up Big Pants) again…