Does it? Please tell me it does. I need to know. I need to know that today is just a one off. I need to know that although I’m hurting bad today, tomorrow it won’t hurt so much. I need to know that my heart can’t actually break, even though it feels like it does. … More Does it get easier?
This has been my attitude lately. To take my mind off waiting. I’m so fucking tired with waiting. It’s boring. And it’s agony. So I’ve been distracting myself a lot over the past 10 days. With something that the old me would struggle with… spontaneity. I’m a planner, an OCD organiser, an inflexible square. Always … More Why the fuck not?
Today is our 3 year wedding anniversary. It certainly was never our plan to have children straight after getting married, but I really thought that we’d have had a mini-me wreaking havoc by now. The only blessing is that we are still able to enjoy our company and do things at the drop of a … More 1095 days of marriage
Ladies, if you have never done a sexy photo shoot before, YOU MUST DO ONE. It will be the sexiest you have ever felt or looked. You will also feel like you are recreating the hilarious photo shoot scene from Austin Powers but we’ll get onto that later… I’ve always wanted to do a boudoir … More The Boudoir Shoot
You know the film Dumbo? You know at the start when the storks are delivering the babies to all the animals in the circus? Mrs Jumbo looks up hopefully as every single stork flies by and misses her out? I’m Mrs Jumbo. Here’s the situation. I know we shouldn’t compare ourselves with others. It’s not … More Losing at the shittiest race in life
Let’s face it, no one wants their mum to wash their laundry when you’re over 30 and it’s the weekend before ovulation do they? Because amongst the laundry, she’s going to find my sexy lacy black underwear that I’ve been wearing, but she’s also going to find The Pants* We all have The Pants don’t … More Of all the weekends for the washing machine to break…
And boy did those pipes need clearing out. 29 days worth of shit was clogged in there. It was CD8 yesterday. Ovulation is approaching. I’d said to Dave last week that we needed to blast some boys out because otherwise after nearly a month of no daylight for his lads (except a sporadic wank here … More Clearing out the pipes