Exactly as the title suggests really. And I am glad to tell this past week to kindly feck off.
Let’s list the shitness.
Shit Thing 1: tremendous stress at work. Can’t even go into it but jeeeez…
Shit Thing 2: said tremendous stress has caused my lips to become severely chapped and dry again (my reaction to stress).
Shit Thing 3: Tuesday. Say no more!
Shit Thing 4: the washing machine broke on Wednesday.
Shit Thing 5: my fucking period came on Thursday. I was unprepared. So I spent all day wearing a sanitary towel on a thong. That was a fun day.
But now let’s look at the positives.
Positive Thing 1: I’m on half term break, which means 9 days off school and no work. No work! Just sleep sleep sleep. And blog blog blog.
Positive Thing 2: Dave is all better now. And I can’t WAIT to take advantage of his dick again!
Positive Thing 3: I’ve been reminded this week of just how awesome my friends are. More on this in a separate post.
Positive Thing 4: the washing machine was subsequently fixed. Once Dave took it apart and found one of my favourite skimpy black thongs had somehow escaped the entire drum and pipes and blocked the outlet pump. The shame. A good pair of pants ruined.
Positive a Thing 5: my period is nearly over, and new hope begins. I’m hoping for a non-shitty cycle this month please!
Positive Thing 6: I lost another 3lbs this week. So that’s 1 stone 4.5lbs in only 5 weeks. I’m pretty fucking impressed with that.
So the positive things outweigh the shit.
And did I mention it’s half term this week???