So. Dave’s better.

And doesn’t my arse know it. I came home from work today to discover that his antibiotics had finally taken effect so he was feeling much much better. And his voice was back. Which is kind of a shame because it was so deep and husky I found it really sexy. So this evening he’s … More So. Dave’s better.

Hooker sex, bargaining with blow jobs, a man’s Kryptonite, and can you catch a cold from semen?

Amongst Dave being ill over the past 10 days, I tempted, titillated and terrified him this week. I was a desperate woman on the point of raping him a few days back. I do believe I actually said “just wap it out and I’ll sit on it. Leave it to me to take care of … More Hooker sex, bargaining with blow jobs, a man’s Kryptonite, and can you catch a cold from semen?

When your husband has a throat and ear infection, blocked sinuses and no voice, but you’re a wanker of a wife and you still insist on his man seed.

An egg survives 12-24 hours after ovulation. Dave gets ill in the week leading up to, and over, ovulation. Sake Dave. We have managed one shag this cycle. ONE. Last Sunday. The timing of his illness couldn’t have been shitter. And he knows it. I’m disappointed but pragmatic. I haven’t made him feel bad (he … More When your husband has a throat and ear infection, blocked sinuses and no voice, but you’re a wanker of a wife and you still insist on his man seed.