And doesn’t my arse know it. I came home from work today to discover that his antibiotics had finally taken effect so he was feeling much much better. And his voice was back. Which is kind of a shame because it was so deep and husky I found it really sexy. So this evening he’s … More So. Dave’s better.
… “it’s shit, so shit, it’s a shit, shit situation. And it’s getting more and more absurd.” Two things are making this cycle piss me off. It looks like I’m having an anovulatory cycle for the first time ever. After getting my hopes up on Monday (CD18) with low temps, ovulation spotting, plentiful EWCM and … More To misquote Elton John…
Someone I know inadvertently upset me this week. It wasn’t intentional. It wasn’t a personal or prying question that did it. They simply asked “How are things going with you?” Sometimes that question is like opening Pandora’s box. If that lid is lifted, all the emotions come spilling out like a can of worms and … More Life just keeps on slipping by
Amongst Dave being ill over the past 10 days, I tempted, titillated and terrified him this week. I was a desperate woman on the point of raping him a few days back. I do believe I actually said “just wap it out and I’ll sit on it. Leave it to me to take care of … More Hooker sex, bargaining with blow jobs, a man’s Kryptonite, and can you catch a cold from semen?
An egg survives 12-24 hours after ovulation. Dave gets ill in the week leading up to, and over, ovulation. Sake Dave. We have managed one shag this cycle. ONE. Last Sunday. The timing of his illness couldn’t have been shitter. And he knows it. I’m disappointed but pragmatic. I haven’t made him feel bad (he … More When your husband has a throat and ear infection, blocked sinuses and no voice, but you’re a wanker of a wife and you still insist on his man seed.
This post is the yin to my previous post’s yan. The bittersweet tinge to the humourous facade. Dave and I met at secondary school. In my first post I explained that we didn’t really know each other for a number of reasons. We weren’t in the same ‘band’ so we never shared classes, we didn’t … More A decade of adventures… but no baby
(Just to clarify, that is not MY penis because I don’t have one) Yup. This week, on Thursday, Dave and I hit our 10 year milestone. 10 years since our first date. 10 YEARS OF THE SAME PENIS. I know that penis inside out. Not literally FFS. But I know his penis like the back … More Happy 10-years-with-the-same-penis anniversary!!!