So it turns out I’m not the only one trying new tricks this cycle.
I came home from work to see that Dave had bought pineapple again and a shitload of other fresh fruit to get his sperm baby-ready once more. He did this consistently before our self-imposed 2 month break and I didn’t ask him to pick it up again this month, he just did it off his own back. So I appreciate his thoughtfulness there.
He’s not quite so agreeable to popping man-pills however, so unless I buy them myself and ram them down his throat think I will have to give that tactic a miss. His diet alone should be rich enough in vitamins.
Instead I chatted to his balls and gave his sperm a pep-talk. While I was down there he took advantage and put me in a headlock.
So most of the time I have a practically perfect partner.
When he’s not being a prick.