Bedroom fireworks 

I texted Dave this morning when I got to work asking him if he wanted to go to a bonfire and fireworks display tomorrow night. I had visions of a crisp cold night, wrapped up warm, snuggling with each other sharing a hot drink and a hot dog. I was thinking romance.

Dave was thinking: no.

He replied at the end of the day saying he preferred to stay in and snuggle (awww) and have fireworks in the bedroom instead (oo-er!).

I reminded him that I was on my period. So did this mean he would actually contemplate period sex for once?

He said he meant “anal fireworks”.

No Dave. Just… NO. 


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