Bitch tits is here

Nothing quite screams that you’re on your period than waking up with dried blood up your arse crack. 

And a leak on your pyjama bottoms. (But NOT on your pants – how the fuck does blood get onto my outer jim jams without staining through my pants?!) And this is WITH wearing a flying sanitary nappy pad through the night.

Then I spend the whole day counting down the hours at work til I can get home and shower my lady parts. Or “blast the vag” as I tell Dave.

And to really top my bleeding Thursday, Dave decided to throw a bag of M&Ms at my forehead this evening because he forgets I can’t catch shit. So I didn’t bother trying. And he threw them anyway. So now I’ve got a lumpy circle in the middle like a fucking dartboard.

Nice one Dave. You twat.


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