Shit fuck bollocks twat wank-stain

So it turns out all is NOT well in the world again.

Buying those FRERs and the new thermometer on Monday night has fucked my luck right up, good and proper. This morning I got the suicidal lemming drop in my temp at 11dpo. There is absolutely NO chance of recovering from that drop – my chart literally looks like Mount Everest now. My best chart yet mind, with beautiful steady pre-O temps, a massive clear jump at ovulation, and equally beautiful high post-O temps.

BUT I’M STILL NOT TWATTING PREGNANT.

I don’t know why it’s annoying me actually. We didn’t properly try this month, sex was sparse (although perfectly timed before ovulation), and I wasn’t hot on the idea of a summer baby (still not if I’m honest). So I knew the chances of success this cycle were small. But I guess I let myself imagine announcing at Christmas, and having a wedding anniversary baby next July.

But meh. 

So now I’m on knicker watch. And poor Dave will be seeing me in my period pants imminently. We all have THOSE pants now don’t we…


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