Someone I know announced she was pregnant this week.
Don’t get me wrong, I am very happy for this person. I still offered my obligatory congratulations with a perfectly positioned smile on my face.
But I am also very conscious that people are now getting pregnant with their second child when I’m still trying to conceive my first.
I drove home that day with the music blaring, screaming “SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SHIT!!!!!!!” like a true badass.