This summer Dave and I went on holiday for a week to Italy on the Amalfi Coast. We also went with my parents, my brother and his long-term girlfriend. It was lovely. Except, the week fell EXACTLY over my fertile period. Bang on. And the best bit? Our room was RIGHT NEXT DOOR to my … More Danger shags in Italy
So. We broke the bed. Well, I broke the bed. I took a shower, went downstairs to tell hubby to shag me, he whipped the towel off me, I squealed and ran upstairs as he chased me, I jumped on the bed… And it collapsed. So our foreplay was fixing the bed and then Dave ended up too … More The time we broke the bed… TTC Fail
Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again. Of COURSE! How did I not think of this?! I should have known that the reason I’m not pregnant yet is because I need to relaaaaaax. … More Just relax…
Dear YouTube STOP SHOWING THOSE FUCKING CLEARBLUE DIGITAL PREGNANCY TEST ADVERTS! That is all. Sincerely, All of womankind, who are TTC, on their period, suffering infertility or have experienced miscarriage and stillborns.
I hate those two words. A year ago, I didn’t. My ears would have pricked up and my nosey radar would have been twitching at the thought of some salacious gossip. But now, my heart sinks. My first, immediate thought is “You’re pregnant”, or “Someone we know is pregnant”. I shouldn’t dread hearing those words. … More “Guess what?”
I know, I know, you can’t plan EXACTLY when you fall pregnant. As much as I’d like to. In fact, if I could pay £10,000 to guarantee when I would fall pregnant and the month I would give birth, I would have saved that money years go. Obviously IUI and IVF doesn’t count in this … More The art (or luck) of timing a baby
I only started this blog 6 days ago and I’ve already had 97 visitors and 374 views so I just want to say THANK YOU to those who are following or just dropping in every now and then. Your visible (and invisible) support is very much appreciated, and I’m touched that my posts are helping … More Thank you